LetusheadondowntoTikiville
RollyourwindowsdowninTikiville
AndIthinkeverybodyhereis
Justalittletipsybutit'squitealright
AreyousureIthinkthat'sagallon
Likeafratboypartyyesit'squitealright
WearyourfunnyhatstoTikiville
RaiseyourmartiniglassinTikiville
Whatyousaythatyoulostyourjobay
Wellwereallydon'tcarebutlet'stoasttothat
Whatyousaythatshebrokeyourheartay
Ican'tsaythatIcareyeslet'stoasttothat
Alldaylongtheyonlyeatcocktailonions
Andtheolivesthatsitintheirglass
Malnourishedbuttotallyintoxicated
That'swhereIwanttobeyesTikivillehereIcomeTikivillehereIcome

Whatyousaythatyoulostyourjobay
Wellwereallydon'tcarebutlet'stoasttothat
Alldaylongtheydanceandtheysingirishtunes
Astheydowneachmugaftermug
Alltheirwoesandtroublesarenolongerthere
Howevernowtheirliverfunctionsaren'tsogoodnotsogoodnotsogood
Mygoodnessallthegirlsandboyshere
DowninTikivillearesobeautiful
CanIbelikeaTikivillian
Wellthat'sveryeasyletmesipmywine
SonowI'vebecomeTikivillian
IdrinkmychampagnedowninTikiville