Mytoothislooseit'shangingonbyathread
IleavefunnyteethmarkswhenIchewmybread
Icanpushitoutpokeitbackeverybodylooksrealclose
Theboysallsay"cool"andthegirlsallsay"gross"
Mygrandpatriedtotellmeyesterday
He'dpulloutmytoothformetheoldfashionedway
HetiedastringtothedoorknobIthoughthewasanut
IlovehimalotbutIclampedmymouthshut
'Causemytoothislooseit'swiggling'roundinmymouth
IpokeitwithmytongueIpushitnorthandsouth
Icanlayitdownstanditupeverybodylooksrealclose
Theboysallsaycoolandthegirlsallsaygross
GrampswasheretodayandIsurprisedhimabit
Hewasgoingonaboutteethpullingwhenhewasakid
Ifinallyreachedinmymouthgaveacoupleyanks
ThenIhandedhimmytoothandsaid"thanksbutnothanks"

Nowmytoothisoutnolongerhangsbyathread
There'smoneyundermypillowfromthetoothfairyinstead
Theboysstillsay"cool"andthegirlsstillsay"gross"
Theboysstillsay"cool"andthegirlsstillsay"gross"