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Thequarterbackcalledmyname

GolongdownthesidelineI'llthrowyouthebomb
We'regonna'winthisgame

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FakedoutmymanIwasclear

Thethrowwasabeautyrightonthemoney

MyteammateswerestartingtocheerbutthenI



Laterweweresittingandhavingoursupper
Momdadsisterandme


ThebottleneededshakingIcouldsee

Theglasswasoilyitslippedfrommyhand

Andlandedinmysister'sbowl

Shescreamedshejumpedtherewassoupallover

IwantedtocrawlinaholebecauseI



Dadcameuptomyroominawhile

Hesaiddon'tworryit'sjustastage


ButIgrewoutofitwithage

Hesmiledandhuggedmeandturnedtogo
Butjustashegottothedoor

Hetrippedontheruglosthisbalance
Hiscoffeewentflyingtothefloorbecausehe


Momcamerunningupthestairsinafright

What'sgoingonoverhere

Dadwasjustgettingupoffthefloor


Shelookedattheemptycoffeecup

Mysisterstartedsnickeringmomstartedgiggling

Andthenweallcrackedup'causesometimes