I'vegotstoriesthatcouldmakethemonstersunderyourbed
Cry,welcometomylife,replaceall,justlikeatruecrime
Romanceandbadguys,andPlatosandvampires
AndIwouldtellyouthetruthwhenyoucallmealiar
Whytrackoutline,cautiondeepandflashinglight
LetmetellyouaboutthatI'lldie
Iputittotheparty,wideeye,thinkin'thatIhadarrived
Needallmyinnocenceandcherrypie
NowyouneverbelieveI've
Barbiestoodinthebathroom
Wirebobsonthehaughty,it'snotevenformal
Supermanheredon'thavesuperpower
Justliquidcourage,inthelittlewhitepowder
I'vegotstoriesthatcouldmakethemonstersunderyourbed
Cry,welcometomylife,replaceall,justlikeatruecrime
Romanceandbadguys,andPlatosandvampires
AndIwouldtellyouthetruthwhenyoucallmealiar
Maryhadalittlecrush,butnowherheartisbroke
Sandywasageneralmember,nowit'sjusttheghost
Leanin'crystalnapkinsaid,"Noonehastoknow."
Buthetoldeveryoneheknows,"Oh,Maryisjustajoke."
PrinceCharminhisjustafrogindisguise,whogetsalotofbow
Talkstothemtomemorizethisishislives
Evenfeelin'couldinasuitandtie,iftheyhavetoseeitsworld
Thenprobablyanotgoodguy
I'vegotstoriesthatcouldmakethemonstersunderyourbed
Cry,welcometomylife,replaceall,justlikeatruecrime
Romanceandbadguys,andPlatosandvampires
AndIwouldtellyouthetruthwhenyoucallmealiar
Glitter'sspendispoor,stillinplastic
I'llrevenge,willmakeitromantic
Why'sitendinghavetobetragic
Wow,that'showyoumakeHollywoodmagic
I'vegotstoriesthatcouldmakethemonstersunderyourbed
Cry,welcometomylife,replaceall,justlikeatruecrime
Romanceandbadguys,andPlatosandvampires
AndIwouldtellyouthetruthwhenyoucallmealiar
Yeah,Iwouldtellyouthetruthwhenyoucallmeali-li-li-liar
Yeah,Iwouldtellyouthetruthwhenyoucallmealia