Ay,inmyapartmentalongtimeago
Iknewabad*****
butshewaskindaslow
Stillgaveitupwhenit'safewofus;
sheletmefinger****her
ontheschoolbus
Weusedtocutschool
withherandruntrain,
shewannahangwithus,
wewantonethang
Justpenetratinthatthroatdawg
shechokeonitlikesmokedawg
ButwheneverI****edupmyre-up,
inadicegameIgoseeher
She'llgivemeenoughtobuyaquarterounce
andthenblowabluntofthatreefer
Sheusedtobuya*****newsneakers,
paythebillonmybeeper
Justsoshecouldpagetoputa"69"
andIknowit'stimetogofreakher
ThenonedayIjustaskedher,
"Whyyoualwaysgiveyaassup?
Imeandamnthesehoesgetpaid,
allyoudoisgetlaid,
this****don'taddup"
Shesaid"Tip,allIwannadoisfeellove,
evenifIknowitain'treallove
EvenifIknowa*****onlyfinnahitit
thennevercallback,Istill****"
Andthat's****edup
causeshe'ssotrill,
Ineedsomethin,shegosteal
Whenthetraphotandpoliceride,
*****guesswherewegochill?
Aboutfo'yearssheheld****
andmyfo'-pound'tilitgodown
Iremembershawty,shestayeddown,
Iwon'tsayhername
causeshemarriednow
Whenthelightsgoout
andI'minmybed
Ithinkofallthemadnessinmyhead
Oh-oh-ohhhh,allofthethings
thatIdidbackthen
Ohhhh,whenI'minmybed
IthinkofallthememoriesI'vehad
Oh-oh-ohhhh,allofthethings
thatIdidbackthen
Shewouldalwaysturnheads
whenshefallthrough,
shewouldalwaysmakemoves
howabossdo
Andshenevergave
any*****timeofday,
butshethechickallthe******
triedtotalkto
Butwhenitcametome
shehadathingforme,
whenwekickedit
sherolledupthe****forme
Andwe'dbothcutclass,
postupinthecutsteadywatchin
justtoseeifthepolicecomin
Wegotcloseovertime
herandI,
rightaroundthetime
thatIfirstgotsigned
Cometothinkaboutit
Iwas'bout17,
Iain'tevenhavealicense,
couldn'tevendrive
Iwasgoinbackand
forthwiththeseflights,
anothershowaftershow,eachnight
Shebecamesosuspicious
oftheseother*****es
she'dgothroughmyphone
andwe'dfight
Talkabouttornbetweenthetwo,
wasn'treallymuchmore
thatwecoulddo
Wasn'treallymuchspaceforus
butshestayeddownwith
everytoursheseenmedo
ButIguessonenightIhadafew,
huh,onenightIhadafew
Yeah,thislil'chickthatcaughtmyeye,
Itoldher"Hurryup,meetmeattheroom"
Andno,Ididn'thaveacontraceptive,
andmycommonsenseneglected
AndtwomonthslaternextthingIknow
Igotatextthatsaid"I'mpregnant"
Andyoucanalmostbetshekeptit
andthat'sthereasonwhyyouleftme
Ontopofallthat,itwasn'tevenmine,
Iwentandgotpaternitytested
Damn!
Whenthelightsgoout
andI'minmybed
Ithinkofallthemadnessinmyhead
Oh-oh-ohhhh,allofthethings
thatIdidbackthen
Ohhhh,whenI'minmybed
IthinkofallthememoriesI'vehad
Oh-oh-ohhhh,allofthethings
thatIdidbackthen
Wait,holdup,isthatyou?
Withthembigol'thighsafterschool?
Jay305hadgavemehighfive
whenIsaidI'minhotpursuit
Yousaid"Iwon'tride
untilKendrickdrive
anewMonteCarlothatcruise"
Andthatshotmypride,
Itriedtoimprov
butnofreestyle'lleverdo
You'relookinforthe*****
withthetallest'fetti
You'reoverlookinevery*****
thatain'tquiteready
Tomakeitrainonyou
likeabouttobreakalevee
HOLDUP!That*****petty
Yeahyo'nailsdid,yo'hairdid,
yo'cellphoneisselfish
Itonlygotnumbers
thatcomewithaHummer,
hernewprimadonnaIsmeltit
Triedtomakeyouminehoe,
triedtomakesometimehoe
ButIain'tgotthetime
orthepatiencetostop
andwaitinlinehoe
HerdreamsholdsVersace,
shefallforArmani
Onlydealwithrich******,
****youandMittRomney
I'mgrownnow,
I'monmyownnow,
I'mpo-o-o-oppin
Changemyphonenow,
whenIgethomenow
Igotoptions
Fastforward,wait,isthatyou?
Withthembigol'thighsafterschool?
Andyo'threekidsandthreebabydaddies
andcarnotethat'soverdue?
Iknow
Whenthelightsgoout
andI'minmybed
Ithinkofallthemadnessinmyhead
Oh-oh-ohhhh,allofthethings
thatIdidbackthen